محمد رضا گلزار ممنوع التصویر شد؟


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محمد رضا گلزار ممنوع التصویر شد؟
by IRANdokht
30-Nov-2008
 

محمدرضا گلزار یا روح الله علفزار؟ در مورد شایعه ممنوع التصویر شدن محمدرضا گلزار

از ابراهیم نبوی

در راستای اینکه محمد رضا گلزار ممنوع التصویر شده است، دلایل این اتفاق نه چندان غیرطبیعی به عرض حضار می رسد.

اسمش محمدرضا است، اگر ' روح الله' بود ممنوع التصویر نمی شد.

نام خانوادگی اش ' گلزار' است، اگر نام خانوادگی اش ' علفزار' بود ممنوع التصویر نمی شد.

شغلش بازیگری است و زنده است، اگر بازیگر بود و مثل مرحوم شکیبایی مرده بود نه تنها ممنوع التصویر نمی شد، بلکه رئیس جمهور هم برایش پیام می داد.
 
شغل دیگرش خوانندگی برای گروه آریان بوده، در حالی که اگر شغلش رانندگی برای گروه آبادگران بود، الآن وزیر هم شده بود.
 
خوش قیافه است و طبیعی است که ممنوع التصویر بشود، اگر بی ریخت بود الآن هم رئیس جمهور بود و هم واجب التصویر.
 
آدم محبوبی است و تعداد زیادی دوستش دارند، همین بزرگترین جرم است، اگر مثل ' فلاحیان' بدنام بود، الآن نماینده مجلس بودو همه جا تصویرش پخش می شد.
 
خوش صداست و همین خودش جرم است، اگر بدصدا بود الآن مثل جنتی امام جمعه تهران شده بود و هفته ای یک ساعت ناله هایش را مردم می شنیدند و تصویرش را می دیدند.
 
چون با پلیس امارات درگیر شده است، ممنوع التصویرش کرده اند، در حالی که اگر مثل ' بیژن نوباوه' با پلیس آمریکا درگیر شده بود، الآن نماینده تهران در مجلس بود.
 
گفته شده است که درخواست دستمزد بالایی کرده است، وی متهم است که قصد داشته بیست میلیون تومان دستمزد بگیرد، در حالی که اگر درخواست دستمزد بالایی نکرده بود و مجانی کار می کرد، الآن مثل رئیس جمهور سالی 100 میلیارد تومان تنخواه گردان دستش بود و به جای اینکه به دبی برود، سالی یک بار به نیویورک می رفت.
 
در فیلم ' آتش بس' و ' بوتیک' بازی کرده است و به همین دلیل ممنوع التصویر شده است، در حالی که اگر در فیلم ' ما می جنگیم' و ' قبرستان'  بازی کرده بود، الآن جایزه بهترین بازیگر سال را هم گرفته بود.
 
او متهم است که در یکی از فیلمهایش عاشق یک دختر دانشجو شده است، در حالی که اگر به جای اینکه عاشق او بشود، به او تجاوز می کرد، الآن هم معاون دانشگاه بود و هم احتمالا مدیرکل وزارت کشور شده بود و هم ممنوع التصویر نشده بود.
 
نامبرده متهم است که در فیلم ' بالای شهر و پائین شهر' بازی کرده است، در حالی که اگر فقط در فیلم ' پائین شهر' بازی کرده بود، الآن وزیر ارشاد بود و به جای اینکه ممنوع التصویر بشود، ممنوع التصویر می کرد.
 
نتیجه گیری اخلاقی: آدم که خوش تیپ باشد، یا ممنوع التصویر می شود، یا تصویرش را می گیرند و مثل باطبی چاپ می کنند و می رود زندان. 

عکسهای محمدرضا گلزار  

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AZ AN FARZANDI AMAD KASHKI NAM
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