Equality of sexes in Islam

jimzbund
by jimzbund
03-Jul-2009
 

According to the IRI law, a Muslim woman's life is equal to 50 camels. A man's left tesitcle is worth 66 camels ( according to a hadith the sperm comes from the left testicle) and the right one 34 camels. So, a woman is worth less than a man's left testicle !!! but there is a good news, the woman's vagina as awhole is worth 100 camels ,the left side or the right side is worth 50 camels each, the moral of the story is that a woman's vagina is worth more than her life and is equal to man's testicles.

Please do your own math !

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MPD, you qualify as an Ayatullah !!

by jimzbund on Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:13 PM PDT

LOL, and the western intellectuals say that a person's life is invaluble !!! 

 

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I did the math

by Multiple Personality Disorder on Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:28 AM PDT

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2 testicles=66+34=100 camels

1 vagina=50+50=100 camels

therefore:

1 vagina=2 testicles

or

1=(2 testicles)/(1 vagina)

the remainder is one penis and two teats.

if we assume gender equality, then:

1 penis=2 teats

or

1=(2 teats)/(1 penis)

so therefore:

(2 teats)/(1 penis)=(2 testicles)/(1 vagina)

or

(2 teats)=[(1 penis)(2 testicle)]/(1 vagina)

or in another word, two teats have the same value as a penis multiplied by two testicles over a vagina.

 


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That's nothing ...

by Menakhim (not verified) on Fri Jul 03, 2009 06:43 PM PDT

Zionist Jews think that non-Jews are equal to flies and mosquitos.


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oh jimmy you kill me

by sarbaz (not verified) on Fri Jul 03, 2009 03:38 PM PDT

that would be very funny if it wasn't so sad !!!


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