IRI, The biggest Islamic Shiite Franchise and the leader in internal oppression and external terror export. Due to recent events in Iran, we are looking to expand our existing various forces.
Education:
No formal education is necessary, but knowledge of Medinah Surahs, hadithes, fatwas and some towzih ol Massael by Imam Khomeni and other grand Ayataullahs is recommended. Spoken Arabic is desired as there will be a need to work with Palestinian, Syrian and Lebanese brothers.
Qualifications:
There is no formal qualification required as extensive on the job training will be provided but any previous experience with theft, rape, assault, torture, abusive childhood, would be considered an asset.
Duties:
To protect the divinely ordained institution of the velayat–e-Faghih, by any means as there won’t be any civil or divine retributions or persecutions. You will have total access to people’s lives and properties as decreed by Imam Khamenei and the leadership triangle.
Apart from getting satisfaction, both in monetary and psychological, you will have unlimited access to people’s property and lives. you will travel the poor countries to export Shiite Islam, support Hezbollah in Lebanon and Palestine, Suicide bombers in Iraq, IEDs in Afghanistan and reporting on opposition in Europe and North America. As a bonus, your actions will be rewarded in the paradise in the next world too and you will have the best of the two worlds.
How to Apply:
Please see your local Akhund at the local mosque or contact Basij headquarters. Iranian overseas can apply at any Islamic Republic Embassy.
IRI is an equal Shiite opportunity employer, all Shiites are encouraged to apply.
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Samsam IIII , mokhlessim
by jimzbund on Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:23 PM PDTI actually feel sad for them as they are losers in both wolrds !!!
Bund, Jimz Bund
Rosie
by Anonymous Observer on Wed Jul 15, 2009 09:08 PM PDTThis quote of yours is very true:
"We have a couple here, who work for IRI they popped up like roses while the kids were getting shot in the heart, to enlighten us about CIA attrocities in Gambia and on the moon. They work tirelessly, day and night, posting news items about anything but Iran. But on the rare occasions when they do post about Iran, they put mocking and jeering titles and attempt to demean the protesters and those who sympathize with them. They claim to be Iranian. Well probably they are incredible as it seems..."
I have noticed that as well.
Dameh 007 garm
by SamSamIIII on Wed Jul 15, 2009 04:24 PM PDTkhakeh kafshet too sareh ommatia
Cheers pilgram!!!
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//www.youtube.com/user/samsamsia
Rosie jaan,
by jimzbund on Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:23 AM PDTThese guys have been brainwashed ( programmed" from their childhood and know only some words like zionazi, imperialism, israel, spying and 72 virgins ( raisins) . I don't see nay hope for them until the same crimes happens to them and their family by their IRI masters which actually I think they may enjoy it as a wasy of pleasing the Hiding Imam and his appointee. !!!.
sad to see all these happening to our brothers and sisters in Iran
Bund, Jimz Bund
Mehdi, az chaah oomadi biroon ?
by jimzbund on Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:16 AM PDThanooz khayli parti , bargard too chaahet.
Bund, Jimz Bund
Why bother going to the embassy?
by rosie is roxy is roshan on Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:04 AM PDTWe have a couple here, who work for IRI they popped up like roses while the kids were getting shot in the heart, to enlighten us about CIA attrocities in Gambia and on the moon. They work tirelessly, day and night, posting news items about anything but Iran. But on the rare occasions when they do post about Iran, they put mocking and jeering titles and attempt to demean the protesters and those who sympathize with them. They claim to be Iranian. Well probably they are incredible as it seems. In any case they certainly work for IRI. Whether they are paid in wages or simply in the pleasure of wallowing in their own sado-masochistic self dream world, they definitely work for IRI.
Why the hell bother finding a mosque when all you have to do is click on their contact buttons and spew a bunch of garbage and they will hire you right away.
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PS No Mehdi, I was not thinking of you. I did not even notice that you had posted here. But I am very disappointed in you. The missing detainees are coming home now. Teenagers, some boys, some devout Muslims are coming home fucked in the ass. Some are coming home in boxes, others will come home in comas, others will probably never come home.
Home. Do you know where home is? Where is home?
And actually the Mosad are very different. They are highly educated and highly trained. They are generally secular and even when not do not do their deeds to export any religion. And also, as cold as it may sound, they do not do them to their own people.
Perhaps that is a minus against them. Perhaps that makes the Basij BETTER than them because they do it to their own people? Shoot their own young people in the heart for standing on the sidewalk?
In your home.
Or is Iran no longer your home?
Sounds like Mosad hiring
by Mehdi on Wed Jul 15, 2009 08:35 AM PDTAll you have to do is change a few words, like replace islam with Judism, etc, and it will look exactly like Mosad hiring ad! How interesting.