Humor: Iranian.com Cabinet*
* This is satire. If any of the mentioned posters objects, please let me know and I will delete their name.
Secular Democratic Republic
JJ, Supreme Leader
Ahura, God
Aynak, Minister of Interior (Vazir Keshvar)
P_J, Speaker of Majles
Red Wine, Mayor of Shemiran va homeh
Mehman, Minister of Tourism
Khar, President
Ebi, Rais of the Imam Reza Shrine and its Endowment, Rais Hajj
Veiled Prophet of Khorasan, Imam Jomeh of Mashhad, Deputy Rais to Imam Reza Shrine
Majid, Minister of Wit and Happiness
Fair, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Minister of Defense
Shifteh Ansari, Head of DINA (Democratic Iranian News Agency)
Ghormeh Sabzi, Rais Seda va Sima Melli Iran
Mehrban, Spokeswoman of the Government
Fred, Our ambassador to Israel
Suri, Our Ambassador to Russia
Shazde Asadola Mirza, Minister of Culture, Permanent Representative to San Francisco
Divaneh, Minister of Health
Artificial Intelligence, IT Chief of the country
Amir 1973, our Ambassador to the UN
OnlyIran, Our Ambassador to Iraq
Lale Koopal, Youth Minister
David ET, Founding Father of the Constitution
MM, Representative of M&M in Iran
Parham,
Yasari, Minister of Literature
Khers, Head of Iran National Zoo
Khaleh Mosheh, Deputy Head of Iran National Zoo
Monda, Minister of Nice and Random Acts of Kindness
Yousef,
Fooladi, Minister of Heavy Industry
Roozbeh Gilani, Head of the Socialist Party in Majles
Hoshang Targol, Head of the other Socialist Party in Majles
R2-D2, Head of Iran NASA
Anahid Hojjati, Our Ambassador to the Democratic Republic of Palestine
Maziar 58, Our Ambassador
to the Democratic
Republic of
Qatar
Mardom Mazloom, Head of Bonyad Mostazafan, Minister of Social Welfare
escape, Minister of Emigration
Amir1973, Our Ambassador to the UN
Nadia, U.S. Ambassador to Iran
human being, Israeli Ambassador to Iran
rosie, U.S. Ambassador to the UN
Reality Bites, Chair Commission to Prosecute Crimes Against Humanity
vildemose,
Rafsanjani becomes the next Supreme Leader
marhoum kharmagas, Minister of Intelligence
anonymous8, Deputy Minister of Intelligence
Mamad, Chief Nuclear Negotiator
Haji Agha, IRI Ambassador to Canada
Sargord Piroz, Professor of English at Islamic Azad University, New York campus
IMF, Minister of War
Molla, IRI Ambassador to Saudi Arabia,
Mollah’s Shotor, Deputy to IRI Ambassador to Saudi Arabia
Moosir va Piaz, Deputy to Shotor
Azita Shafazand, Minister of band-andazi and Epilation
No Fear, defects to Syria
JalehO, defects to the U.S.
Ahmadinejad, defects to Taliban
Mesbah Yazdi, joins the al Qaeda
nilofar al-farsi, joins al qaeda
Reza Pahlavi becomes King
Dariush Kadivar, Prime Minister
Farah Rusta, SAVAK Chief
comrade, Deputy SAVAK Chief
simorgh5555, Minister of Defense
mahmoudg, Commander, Air Force Surgical Air Strike Command
Fatollah, Mayor of Qom
Benross, Head of Rastakhiz Party, Chairman of the “Office of Mass Extermination of Liberals, Democrats, and Socialists”
Pastor Bill Rennick, U.S. Ambassador to Iran
Shushtari, Mayor of Shustar
seannewyork, Ambassador to the U.S.
Kaveh Parsa, Deputy Prime Minister
MRX1,
