Salaam Iran

“I want the Iranians to know that if I’m the president, we will attack Iran,” she told ABC television. “We would be able to totally obliterate them.”

Obliterate was another word that I got the honor to add to my vocabulary this year. It was interesting that she used words Iranians and obliterate all in one content. It took a while to sink in but what she intentionally or unintentionally" said was directed towards all Iranians with no discrimination. I think this new posture that US politician are making is getting more comical by day. She used the word Iranians therefore it includes all of us.

So if the push comes to shove and Ahmadinejad “supposedly” uses the suspected “A. Bmb” on Israel at the pick of his “tyrannical madness” then how on earth Hillary is going to obliterate all of us living overseas? No I am not being sarcastic. I mean if she said IRI it would be fine, it would be even logical to imagine. Then we would automatically think that they could drop couple of Nukes on Iran and the next morning would say: We obliterated IRI but a collateral damage of some 69.9 million Iranian civilians “sadly” happened. Don't look at me, either she doesn’t know how to talk or she is lubricating her way in for more futuristic pain.

The question is how on earth she is going to drop Nukes to surgically remove a COUNTRY without harming other neighboring countries. I don’t have the answer to this question but I know when you drop a nuclear bmb, the freaking radioactive material is not going to sit there forever. The wind and atmospheric activities are going to take it away and contaminate the environment for thousands of years as it spreads. Depending on the power of the “A. bmb” and the numbers of them getting used the contamination can spread all over the world and even get to Hillary’s bumpers, I mean her car bumpers.

All these aside, let’s come back to obliterating-all-Iranians concept. So, for example, after Ahmadinejad drop the thingy is she going to come to our houses in the middle of a night and drag us out and obliterate us one by one? Don't you think now the word “obliterate” sounds more like khataneh, circumcision, rather than creating a Hitchcockian fear. How about our kids? What if some of us are married to American/British/ Australian/European… spouses and have kids that are half Iranian and half tokhm-e jen? What about Iranians living in Australia or UK? Legally Hillary doesn’t have jurisdiction over another country.

Maybe Hillary is thinking that she can ask to borrow Iranians from their residing country and temporarily wink ;O) obliterate them. Something like “the rendition flights” of President Bush where he used to use to spread his conservatively compassion ideas. But hey, Bush even didn’t obliterate all his enemies. We known some of frequent fliers of rendition flights got home with some minor bruises.

Bottom line, looking what future is holding I get the feelings we are going to appreciate these days. Or Hillary is passionately campaigning for John McCain. Either way the outcomes are the same.