Pending your approval, Sir

پندارنیک
by پندارنیک
19-Mar-2012
 

From the desk of His Royal Highness Reza Joon

To: Mr. John Bolton

Sir,

As you may be aware a " we Israelis love you iroonis" campaign is going viral these days. I'd like to have your permission to participate in this campaign.............I have already drafted a massage as follows:

Dear Israelis I love you too, and I wish I could love you even more.........you see my Israeli lovers, there're some bad and ugly people who keep reminding me that my AryaMehr dad was betrayed by a Democrat Jewish friend simply because he purchased and stashed away more bombs than the state of Israel, but don't you worry about a thing my Kosher friends..........the past is past...........those days are gone........Now, our Jewish friends in America can boast that they have established themselves inside the GOP as much as they used to be in the fabric of the Democratic Party prior to the events of 2011.............I promise you my friends, you help me climb up the peacock throne and I'll never let the Iranian Army be stronger than that of Israel.......hegemony, schmegemony........You know what?.......let me tell you this..........you buy or make the bombs, and give me my ration.........not only that..........you tell me where to use them.............Just help me climb up........Please.

With Utmost Regards, Truly Yours, Most Sincerely, Respectfully,

Reza Joon the Second. 


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100% Ooghdehiiee ... LOL

by Arthimis on Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:13 AM PDT

100% Ooghdehiiee ... LOL :D

Reminder for the backward apologists : The year is Nowruz 2571 (1391, 2012) !!! 

The Islamic Devolution tragically occured in 1979!!!

Shah is long gone.............. Plus, his son is not responsible for his father actions... 

If You were a True Iranian & Human Being, You would focus and concentrate on CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY (IRANIANS...) NOW!!!

 


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Dear Simorgh, please dont blame the lady for Revolution...

by Roozbeh_Gilani on Mon Mar 19, 2012 08:04 AM PDT

 From what I know, back in 1979, She fainted at the first sound of the shotguns (which later turned out to be the sound of  next door neighbours old Peykan back firing...), sold her house in vanak, jumped on the first BA flight to London and has been living there happily ever after....

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"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


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maziar 58

.........

by maziar 58 on Mon Mar 19, 2012 06:53 AM PDT

thanks simorgh.

Iran will become free

From inside by mola haters and azadi lovers of Iran.

If the western powers stop cuddling the mollahs.

Maziar


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Pendar Jan. 'What if......'

by Simorgh5555 on Mon Mar 19, 2012 06:43 AM PDT

During the beginning of the revolution Mohammad Reza Pahlavi opened fire and killed a hundred of Pendare Niks and his likeminds? If he had cut you down and shut you up Pinochet style then the country would have been stabilised for decades. Its a lesson Khamenei had learned only too well in 2009 as did Bashar Asad. If the Shah took decisive action and struck while the iron was hot I would not be here on Iranian.com and you would be pushing up the daisies.


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Demo

Correction, Please!

by Demo on Mon Mar 19, 2012 05:42 AM PDT

The correct name is John Bullton. Even though he weighs more than a ton of it!


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