قورت دادن چلو کباب نیم متری


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قورت دادن چلو کباب نیم متری
by Shazde Asdola Mirza
02-Sep-2010
 

کمونیست‌های قدیمی حنجره‌های قوی و حلقوم‌های عمیقی داشتند، و ظاهراً همچنان دارند. اون موقع، کیر خر استالین رو قورت میدادند و میگفتن، "خلال دندونه". کیلو کیلو سنده کره شمالی رو میخوردند و میگفتند، "خاصیت داره". خواهر و مادرشون رو دراز میکردند زیر دست و پای انور خوجه و میفرمودند که "ثواب کردیم".

اما قورت دادن چلوکباب نیم متری خوارکسده‌ترین حکومت فاشیستی، دولت آدمکش و متجاوز، و سربازان گمنام امام شکنجه گران ... دیگه حسابی‌ ایول داره!

حاجی لنین داره تو مقبره بلورین وسط میدون سرخ مسکو مثل بید بخودش میلرزه. اونم تو گرمای چهل درجه تابستون. از اون دنیا تلگراف میزنه که، "رفیق عزیز، رفیقه محترمه ... تو که حتی نماز نمیخونی ... تو که اصلا حجاب نداری ... تو که میگی‌ مذهب افیون توده‌ها است... آخه به چه مناسبتی کاسه گدایی ورداشتی، دستمال یزدی واکس زدی، شکمتو گریس آلمانی‌ مالیدی ... که بری زیارت رفیق احمدی نژاد؟"

جنده‌های سیفلیسی شهر نو به تو شرف دارند، که دنبال اون بلیط‌های مفت موس موس کردی و خودت رو فروختی به یه مشت آدم کش حرفه ای.

خر مگسی که از سنده سگ‌ تو خلأ تپیده یک یهودی اسراییلی ارتزاق میکنه، به صد تا مثل تو "تحصیل کرده" خود فروخته، خایه مال تروریست‌های اسلامی، کیسه کش ضد بشر‌ترین ایدئولوژی تاریخ ... شرف داره!

هنوز یه سال نشده که این مادر قحبه‌ها مردم رو تو خیابون به گلوله بستند ... هنوز یه سال نشده که با باتون به بچه‌های مردم تجاوز کردند .... هنوز هزاران هزار نفر تو زندون‌های این شکنجه گران پلید دارند جون میدند ... تو بدو بدو رفتی‌ که بلیط مفت، هتل مفت و کباب مفت بخوری؟


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پاینده باشید.

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HG jan: you are very right in your analysis.

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شما درست میگید، ولی‌ لطفا توجه کنید که بخاطر چند مساله، حالا دست چپی‌ها هم در ایران بر سر دو راهی‌ هستند.

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You have presented an almost accurate analysis of the Iran's political history. Right, but let now focus on the future:

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thanks for your thoughtful and educational blog shazdeh!  your blog is actually universal once we take out a few communist references.  for whatever ideology (or lack of) for which these mozdoors participated, there is a common thread among them.  they're selfish greedy bastards and feel no emotions to the plight of iranians in iran.  absolutely none.  they are morally autistic and may never be cured.


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1. Royal dictators, who treated the country as their own property, brutalized the people and mostly perished due to their own stupidity and arrogance.

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But blaming the Communists/Communism for what a bunch of mozdour do, is like blaming all the Iranians for what happened in Iran during the last year's elections!
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You must figure out that sometimes, it takes a very long while to recognize the true nature of some people! Those people whom we call the "Opportunists" are sometimes less clever and show their own truth very soon. But sometimes it takes more time for us to know their true color! Those people  first stick to any rebellious movement  to get some social credibility, then when they got a certain celebrity, they will act in their own interests, more obviously.

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The past, is past!


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It is not about any specific person, but rather a group of movements, which is actively supporting and white washing a lot of inhumane behavior, mostly under the left-of-centre banners and slogans.

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Enghadr khodetouno narahat nafarmaeed, vaseh slamati shoma khoub nist!

Ardeshir Omaani, is not a communist! Years ago, he and his wife have sold themselves.....
Haven't you read the open letter they had sent to UN, last year?
You need to make yourself up to date, by informing yourself a little bit more about the people's history.