Ride your bike save some bucks, help the environment

Siah
by Siah
15-Jan-2009
 

I have had a bike and for a long time I was not using it, gas was cheap and life was good, I had a job and was making my payments on time. The the recession strike, I lost my job, my wife left me for another man, I'm about to loose my house because I have refinanced it two times and I have no insurance.

Because of the gas price I started to ride my bike and it is such a joy, it will not bring my wife back but I am saving 100 dollars on gas everyday and much more on my health, after all with no insurance I have to take care of my health. So this is my suggestion to you  'Ride your bike', if you don't have one, buy one

And join the growinng number of people who enjoy life and enjoy riding their bikes, you can avoid trafic and you don't have to pay for parking, you can take it with you on the bus or train (here BART) and its much safer than a car, sell your car and rent a car occasionally, it will save you 1,200 dollars on insurance and will bring you 3,500 on your older car (I sold my SUV for that amount), I'm happy and healthy and now I am looking for a wife, also the value of my stocks is catching up

Ride your bike people

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Haha

by Siah on Thu Jan 15, 2009 09:04 PM PST

Multiple Personality Disorder you are amazing I loved it

especially the last sentence

 


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Siah

Haha

by Siah on Thu Jan 15, 2009 09:04 PM PST

Multiple Personality Disorder you are amazing I loved it

especially the last sentence

 


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Multiple Personality Disorder

No way!

by Multiple Personality Disorder on Fri Jan 16, 2009 09:48 AM PST

I tried biking; believe me it doesn’t work that way.  I had five bikes for every kind of rides.  I rode to my work everyday for 2 ½ years, but it didn’t get me anywhere.  It didn’t save me a penny, it didn’t make me healthier since I had several crashes with some injuries that are not yet healed, I was almost ran over by Rapid Transit train twice.  I was almost eaten up by a pack of stray dogs, and I was attacked by a gang of wild teenage humans.  And finally my ex-wife sold some of my bikes and pocketed the money.

So let’s see what you can do, but first let’s say gas is at $2.50 a gallon, so for $100 you put 40 gallons of gas in your car everyday, and at 15 miles to the gallon you drove 600 miles everyday!  Wow!  

Stop making payments on your house right away but DO NOT move out of your house.  It’ll be at least ONE year before the bank can force you to move out of the house.

With the money you save from not making your house payments buy a fancy car, a Porsche Carrera, BMW Z9, or Mercedes Benz SL 600, but none of these Camry or Corolla economy cars.  Financing won’t be a problem since you’re a homeowner, and have stocks.  Don't worry about using gas; saving gas will force a lot people out of work, which I'm sure is not something you want to do.  

Soon women flock around you just because of what you drive.  Don’t buy any car insurance since you don’t have much money.  Don’t worry about getting into accidents and getting sued, the car isn’t yours anyway and they can’t take over your house since the bank owns it.  If the lender wants to see that you have car insurance, fake it or get insurance and conceal it after a month.  Instead use the money to hook up with a well-to-do woman, most likely someone older than you who is working or has cash from her previous husband.  Do the usual bull shit stuff, that you have investment, which is not a lie, own your house, you’re single and available.  In the beginning you have to be cunning, but later, if you play your cards right you’ll be fine.  Your house will be paid for, you’ll get to keep your car, you won’t be crippled for riding bicycle, and you’ll have a lot of money on top of that too.

One more thing, don’t try to bull shit a bullshitter.


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