omid

It takes a lot of strenght to post humor/art/article here nowadays. Here is someone putting in lots of effort and passion, and anyone may degrade it or their character. It takes a real dedicated individual to stand around and continue with all that's going on. A lot of cartoonists and humorist have decided not to post anymore, because of the new format. I wish you good luck, and I do believe the colorful remarks will unfortunately continue. Try to stay relaxed.... (to be cont.)

Good night..........

"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,

that I shall say good night till it be morrow."

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He is getting on my nerves!

This William guy is getting on my nerves now. He sounds like he knows everything. A complete mister-know-it-all. Where did you find him anyway? He is really a piece of art! Is he saying something big is going to be thrusted upon me?!  Ay bar pedaresh lanat!

Passions........

 "The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."

            -Alfred Lord Tennyson

Spontaneity?

Spontaneity? I think I have heard that word before, somewhere. Hmmmmmm I don’t remember, I think I’ll sleep over it, maybe I’ll remember tomorrow.

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"Go ahead crack a joke, read it twice, sleep over it, read it twice again, and if it sounds alright post it. "

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Now, that would be a great recipe for some real spontaneity! ;)

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converstation should be..........

"Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affection, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood."

         -William Shakespeare

Ah! I have found the author......

 "Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them."

           -William Shakespeare

 "What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action like an angel! In apprehension how like a god!

omid: grain of salt

You know, I was gonna a crack joke ragarding one of your commments, but I was like, no way. Any casual and mundane comment can be misinterpreted by some folks. Some people hope that their comments are taken with a grain of salt, not too seriously, because they were not intended as such. It was just a casual comment, and one hopes to move on. I wanted to express my sincere regret if any insensitivities were expressed, as my intentions were not like that.

To Omid Hast

I'm so sorry if i offended you. i do respect you and your art. I didn't know you would take it personally. I guess i should try harder next time to be more politically correct and empathetic.

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hah! ;)

hah! ;)

omid

FYI, I'm not "just me".

omidjan

i apologize. i think i screwed up the last two lines of the poem.

Omid Jan, i don't know why

Omid Jan, i don't know why you're giving me these statistic numbers. you don't think i know that.
Let me express again my assumptions of who you really are:
1- you are selfish enough that even if someone comes to execute your brother or sister for whatever reason you won't do anything because your life is too precious to waste fighting evil.
2- you won't even fight back with your competitors who want to fuck your G/F or perhaps your B/F.
3- if you are standing in line to get your coffee and someone cuts in front of you, you wouldn't say a word.
4-you wouldn't dare to ask your sister about the bruise on her face for finding the truth.
5- I think your family is from Rasht.
Anyway, the list can go on and on but the fact is that I have a different perception of life. i do believe we all have our own purpose on earth. Although they are different for each of us, we all share a sense of compassion toward each other. And if you don't posses that I can't call you a human being.
Bani adam azayeh yek pekaran
ke dar afarinesh ze yek goharand
cho ozvie dardai bedin avard rouzegar
degar ozvhara nabashad gharar

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To Omid Hast

You're not getting any closer to knowing me because everyone already knows these things about me; i wrote them. Also i didn't say that i know you. My assumption was through reading your articles that you might be this and that. Again assumption, not judgment. I might be wrong.
anyway, ask me directly if you want to know more about me i will gladly respond.
for the start, if you want to know whether i'm he or she lets leave it as that i'm a human being... Ok for the sake of simplicity you can call me HE.
Are you still interested in getting to know me?

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To Nadias

I think every human being has a greatness within them, but as Omid mentioned everyone has their own circumstances that preventing them from discovering it. While I'm reading his opinion and expression i visualize him some how as a guy who never have done any spontaneous things in his life or take any risk.. AND i'm sure he never had a G/F.. he seem so boring to me..

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I was not worried about your hair. hahaha

Yuck! Cows pooping. Some of us are trying to eat here. :o)

Like I have mentioned before, everyone takes a different point of view from a poem. It is up to you to decide, what it means to you.

I was not worried about your hair.:o) I am sure it is doing very well. I like the way you keep using disclaimers in parenthesis.

As to the following:

• I am not bold. ...I don't know Omid Hast, the jury is still out on that one.
• I'm not bald.......thanks for the FYI.
• I don't have fleas....Good to know. How about lice? hahaha
• I take a shower once a day...good since you like to perspire.
• I hate underarm deodorants....no comment.

I will leave it at that........:o)

Thanks for translating the Persian for me. I will have to memorize those terms.

Look the following is part of a famous quote "Some men are born great, while others have greatness  thrust upon them." Yes, Rosie T. has mentioned it on the website in reference to Mr. nokneecaps. I think it applies to you, whether you accept it or not.  Omid Hast......you can run from it but you cannot hide from it for long.

solh va doosti

Nadia

Nadia, chickens everywhere

I know Jack Prelutsky is a children poet, but what do you supposed he means when he says when he woke there were eggs of him?  Did someone put them there, or his dream was so vivid that the eggs became real?  What if he dreamed of cows pooping everywhere?!

Don’t worry about my hair.  I am not bald (not that there is anything wrong with it), and I didn’t shave my hair either.  It’s that someone was asking if I was kachal (bald, not bold).  Here is the truth:

• I am not bald
• I am not bold
• I don’t have fleas
• I take a shower once a day, sometimes twice
• I hate underarm deodorants
• Sometimes my fart stinks, sometimes it doesn’t
• I am not metrosexual and effeminate (not that there is anything wrong with it)
• I am not kheng (stupid), khar (donkey), dumb and dumber

Did Rosie T. say, "Greatness has been thrust upon him", meaning on me, or was she saying that for some other circumstances and you copied it to relate it to me?

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