ونداد زمانی

انت مجنون

واحد سیده؟ واحد؟ واحد؟

تقلیل الاعمال؟ و تکثیر الافکار؟ 

انت مجنون، انت مجنون العظیم

Here's Sam

Honest to goodness, crude, deep and real. 

Dirty Angel: I think you will enjoy this one and will have NO trouble understanding it. The last line is precious.

 Sorry Vandad - but this skit is IMHO  totally untranslateable! If you can do it - then all the power to you. :)

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV1dyV9d_1k&feature=fvst

Thanks Mehrban for Shahre Ghesse

What great lyrics, the hamjens baz one was funny but naghash with paneer and all the talk about Mullah and jengeer, just priceless. Thanks Mehrban for the clip, and I just saw the link, I will try it later. 

Dear Dirty Angle

This is just an idea in a middle of the infinite P.O.V's

Take a good care of your love whatever way you love...

بهترین ها

DA, Hooshang, Anahid

DA,  copy/paste the following persian text شهر قصه into Google.  It would take you to the wikiepedia persian that would explain this play better than I could.  For some reason I can not copy/paste the link itself.   

شهر قصه 

Hooshang, cheers :-). 

Anahid, cheers :-). 

مهربان جان خیلی

مهربان جان خیلی ممنون از " شهر قصه"

زنده یاد " بیژن مفید " پیچدگی و تنوع روابط را مقداری دقیق تر از خانم
رابینسون میدیده. توجه کنید به دیالوگ  خاله سوسکه در مورد خواستگارانش :

" یکیش آغا محمد خان قاجار ، 

کند همجنس با همجنس پرواز"! این  نوع " آغایان" و  "خواهرهایشان" اصلا حضوری در این تفسیر ندارند.

Mehrban, what was that? :)

Did I just hear a young child talking about someone's "pestoon"?

"The shorter the life, the longer the death."

Is this a joke

of some sorts -  because I don't get it. Someone ought to tell this Ms Robinson, that some of us have REAL problems and don't have anymore space for her type of standardizing, ludicrously embarrassing ego-centric self-indulgencies.

Ye chizish mishe in Madame Robinson . chand vaght pish moshkele libido dasht, nemidoonam, hafteye dige chichish mishe.  vaghto hoseleye in mozakhrafato dare

"The shorter the life, the longer the death."

;-)

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RapXG5GB1w8

And Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson!

"We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files.
We'd like to help you learn
To help yourself.
Look around you. All you see
Are sympathetic eyes.
Stroll around the grounds
Until you feel at home."

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImpShaVPY48

Faramarz

did nott  have the chance to deeply immerse myself inthe wisdom of your message until this very moment and i must say LOOOL. alhagho val ensaf ke zadi to khalesh.

I just hope this little pretty girl whose image has been featured in IC.com's "find your mate here" would read this article and knows and recognizes the range of her authorities:))

Sheytoon

Vandaad jaan,

All of it is chemistry. The hunt, the chase, the catch, the 'love', the 'sex', the release - and the repeat.  In between, we have kids, or the wish for procreation - which is the same for man and for woman.

So, in the past you had man who had the car (or the white horse) and the able body (read muscles, ability to provide) which made the woman 'fall in love', stay 'faithful', promise virtue and loyalty and undying devotion. All chemically driven.

Now - well - it's all diluted, isn't it. Woman doesn't have to offer undying devotion - and she can get her own high horsepower vehicle. Heck, she can go down to the sperm bank and pick up a bunch of tadpoles for some cash.

So, now we have 'men' vying for the woman. It is now they that need to prove they can offer something additional - kind of a 'man-Plus" version just so that the woman would let him inseminate her.  And if he wants to assure that he is not thrown to the sidewalk, he'd better blow air kisses, cuddle lightly and act like a devoted 'kaneez' - and not put any demand out there for good raunchy sex. 

A bit comical you say - but look at it - coldly - from a purely animalistic view and there you have it. Tables are turned.

Which takes me to the point that really men and women have never been different in their level of wish or resenment toward monogamy. It's economy which dictates who stays with the kids and who gets to go out with buddies to the strip bar and still be allowed back into the marital bed. :) 

Faramarz Jan

Safa che safaii.... Doshman shekaneh be jooneh Mola.

This article should be renamed as : Fati joon Migan Eggsh hamash Kashke! hala chikar konim?!!

آدم های شیطون با حالی هستید

دیگر حداقل برای جمعیت اصلی و معمولی مردان امکان پز دادن با ماشین کورسی و بدن خوش هیکل راه اصلی نیست. مردان جدید خوب است که احساس، عاطفه بیشتری ابراز کنند ( دقت کنید نمی گویم آنها عاطفه و احساس ندارند)  و ضرورتا بپذیرند که زنان هم سن و سال آنها هم دست و دل شان و شانس انتخاب شان تقریبا به اندازه اقایان شده است و به دنبال استانداردهای خودشان 

صفا تو دکتر مهندس

دوستان عاشقم، عاشقه زارم چه کنم

چاره صبر است، صبر ندارم چه کنم

Vandad, Mrs. Robinson has a flawed argument.

I think what "Maria Robinson" has written, is flawed.Why can't there be both? I mean, there can be

روابط جنسی پر شر و شور

and also,

گفت‌وگو، همراهی، هم‌سویی سلیقه‌ها، هدف‌های مشترک و آرزوهای طولانی‌مدت 

These two are not mutually exclusive.

Behave naturally

What a sexist article. The undertone here is that men are inclined towards polygamy more than women. 

Hmm.  If you don't care for someone, no matter how light or heavy you go on the sex part, you still don't care for them. Doesn't matter if you are a man, a woman or a hermaphrodite.

Frankly I find these sorts of articles quite belittling to the notion of human instinct and natural behavior.

In general though, I agree with the notion of perceived passion when either sex sees a potentially good mating fit. Also, both sexes tend to be more mongomously inclined during the child rearing years.

I think any time we force the issue of becoming someone we are not - we run into trouble.  One of my pet peeves - for e.g. is date night for married couples. Now - was there ever a more ridiculous notion? Most of us marry so we don't have to date any more.  :)

One last thing - mibakhshida - vali laas khoshkeh is really good when you haven't yet seen the other one without clothes on. After that, well, it's kind of cheesy.  I have a strong aversion to PDA which I find ought to be reserved for teenagers.  Adults who engage in this nonsense are just loos and nonor. Display of affection is only nice when it is natural. If it is extended with a motive to assure monogamy - it is merely laughable. 

Ashegamm

Mesle Mosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafer ashegaaaammm...

Ashegam man... Ashegi bi gharaammmm... kas nadarad, khabar az dele zaraammmmm....

I think one must fall in love and stay in love with onself. Baghyash hamash kashke!

چگونه به یک نفر عشق نورزیم!

والله اگر خوشبختی درعشق ورزی یعنی این ، جمال بدبختی رو عشق است! خدا یا مرا همینجور نگه دار!

نظر بنده در مورد حرکات ملایم جنسی مثل ماچ فرستادن در هوا، لبخند ژوکوند و
چشم و ابرو اومدن اینه که در چنین رابطه یی پرونده سکس بکل بسته شده و
طرفین دارن ظاهر سازی میکنن و جلوی دیگران وانمود میکنن که هنوز به هم دیگه
علاقمندن. یاهم اینکه جناب شوهر به قول معروف "بیچاره کاملا خوشبخته!"
یعنی این که نه توقعی داره و نه انتظاری! هر چی جلوش بگذران میخوره و هر چی
بهش بگن میکنه!   

شراب قرمز جان "فرمول" داره! اگه فرمول رو رعایت نکنی‌ = صیغه

Everything is sacred

....

به حق چیزهای نشنیده و ندیده ! دنیا را ببین چطور به کام مان تلخ میکنند !! از قدیم الایام فرمودند که خدا یکی‌ و زن هم یکی‌ یکی‌ یکی‌ یکی‌!

دیگر این همه عشق و عاشقی ندارد ! این همه ناز و ادا و شکل و اطوار ندارد !

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