Anyway

Oops...I forgot to add...

Forgot to add ... This video must
have been made by our Iranian-British
"MALE" friends!
Sweetie Pie... you forgot all about Half
the Iranian population!
But liked it anyway!

tank yoo very maach...

Sure...(shurr and not shoor) gher too kamaram gir kardeh ...have to get up and 'give a gher'(gher bedam!)
I don't have a uni-brow nor chest hair since I'm female and have never been hairy!!

Just have long hair and it is brown(naturally) and not black!
... right now I'm gherring quite violently(!) and it's hard to gher and type at the same time... wooo... wooo... wooo!
But for 'shurr' I'm Persian/Iranian(to keep everyone happy) to the bone!
This video is very enlightening(!) and it must have been made by our Iranian-British friends since 'Tooaalet' is referred to as 'loo'!
It's a heavenly break from all the miserable news we hear every day!
Thanks.

QUICK KHAREJI LITMUS TEST #2; ARE YOU PERSIAN?

YOU DEVISE A TEST CALLED ARE YOU PERSIAN INTENDED TO EXPOSE MANY 'MALE CHAUVINISTIC' ASPECTS OF PERSIAN CULTURE, IN WHICH OVER HALF OF THE QUESTIONS ARE SPECIFICALLY DIRECTED TO MEN AND NONE TO WOMEN, AND YOU CALL IT, ARE YOU PERSIAN AND YOU DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING OUT OF SYNCH.if if yes, you are persian...

 O;D (SMILEY EMOTICON WITH HALO ON TOP...)

litmus test #3 you are a website publisher and it goes by you and you don't title the submission Are You a Persian Man...guess what, you are STILL persian after all these years...

SAD AFARIN! you won the captcha quiz...2+2=you R Persian...

The Cool Biker reminded me

The Cool Biker reminded me of the hills in Gisha! He is awesome. :-)

This dude must be "Iranian" himself

Using the incorrect term "Thanks God" (as he did in this video), instead of "Thank God", is another attribute of most Iranians.

Totally impressive

The motorcyclist was awesome, he would have a great career in racing, stunt work, shows, etc. in the west. Unfortunately, he endangers his life showing his talent on Iranian roads.

Shokre khoda man yeki injori nistam!

:-)

Don't need a quiz........

I already know, I am not Iranian/Persian. :o)

I must say, I did not want the music to end.

solh va doosti

Nadia

PS: Oooops! I had to correct the Iranian term. I would not want to leave anyone out. hahahaha  :o)

Mehdi as always straight to the point.

Oh fuuuck!

Well I guess Im not Iranian because most, if not all of the above was BS to me. I dont have chest hair, no unibrow, I dated a white girl once and she freaked me out, I dont like to dance, I speak 3 languages fluently without any persian dialects hanging over it, I have my own place and own an old volvo that wont start on me when Im late, I dont eat mcdonalds with somagh lol, I dont eat there at all (who the fuck eats at mcdonalds with somagh??? haha), the only thing thats true about me when it comes to persian men cliches si probably my overdressing for everything, but hey, cant blame a man for having style! But great video, I liked the dude on the cykle and the girls showing ass, beautifull!

40 clues to recognize you are an "IROONI"

1- If you are a car salesman and at the same time, a singer.
2- If you talk behind your wife with your mother.
3- If you dress up to go to grocery store.
4- If you go to concert, but you never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink and check out girls.
5- If you never wear your wedding ring.
6- If you smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
7- If you pronounce " Sure ", SHOOR.
8- If your favorite drink is chai.
9- If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
10- If you watch Iranian program on TV, but always nag for bad programming.
11- If you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes.
12- If you call gas station, Ga z Estation.
13- If you ask someone to marry and they want to know if you own a house and car.
14- If you divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else.
15- If you used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a chelokababy.
16- If you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phone and no one ever calls you.
17- If you claim your dad was a very good friend of SHAH.
18- If you don't own a house and have no job but still can afford a BMW.
19- If you have to shave more than once a day.
20- If you were a 4 star general in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington D.C.
21- If your in-laws come to visit and they never leave.
22- When they ask, "where are you from?" you reply, Italy!!, yet have a "tasbeeh" in your hands.
23- Have Spaghetti with yoghourt using spoon and fight over its Tahdeeg.
24- Have an "Aaftaabeh in your Toilet" and if not...
25- water in a milk bottle will do just as good.
26- Invite friends over for dinner and buy Pizza, yet cook some extra rice... just in case!.
27- Believe no-one else can make Kabaab Better than us.
28- Watch Rugby Test Matches, yet play only soccer over the weekends.
29- Being addicted (so much) to "Tea " that you drink it in a big coffee mug.
30- Have dogs but don't let them come inside the house.
31- Beat the hell out of them (dogs) when they come in, then suddenly remember they are " Najess " and go and wash out your hands 7 times with soap and say, "Pedar Sag Aslan Aadam nemeesheh!!!!
32- Complain about everybody's accent, but your self's
33- If you wear a luxury ROLEX watch and you are always LATE at appointments, meetings and dates.
34- If you have been living in "Kharej" for 25 years and people still call you "Sarhang".
35- If you eat McDonald with "Somagh" and your son eats "Chelo-Kebab" with Ketch-up.
36- If you have been living 25 years in CANADA, yet not bought a house, because you still think: "Hanooz maloom nist inja bemoonim ya na"
37- If you have bought shares of YAHOO company because you want to show you are "Darvish-maslak" . (Ya, Hoo!)
38- If you run a business and wish Iranian come to you, but at the same time strongly believe that "Ba Irooni moameleh nemikonam chon hamashon kolah-bardar va sharlatanan va mikhan sare adam kolah bezaran"
39- If you talk about a 25-30 years old car and still say "Kehili tamiz - Fanni saalem"
40- If you finish this and think "That was right, All Iranian are like this, and repeat to yourself:

"Shokre khoda man yeki injori nistam"

SOOOOOOOOO true!!

But my favirut drink still is a Nice cup of persian tea from Samavar.

Thanks,
Artoosh Koochooloo