Iranian satellite TV

Two dozen channels, zero content :o)

Khak bar sare ma melate badbakht ke bayad in shera ver hara goosh bedima in cherta pertara nega konim. Dar zemn khastam begam dame hame Esfoonia garm. I had uploaded this video before and it got about 3000 views but I had to take it down due to certain personal reasons, but due to multiple requests from fellow Esfoonis, I'm bringing it back. Zende bad Iran va Irani va khak bar sare harchi ke mokhalefe. -- Mo. Panahi

31-Mar-2008
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Ghor Nazan

by Hesam (not verified) on

If you think our programs are bad think about this. Our stations are built from private investments by one or two individuals and the income from the few commercials they sell hardly pays for the employees. Now the American stations sell their commercials, sell their rights to 100 cable companies and make millions of dollars but still their programs are garbage.
Before you nag about the 22 Irani channels that you're not paying a penny for, ask yourself, can you do any better? I mean with the money in your pocket, your talents, your networking and your management?
At least they tried and they're doing their best with what they've got. So instead of whining about our TV channels turn your TV off and read a book or go to the movies and watch "quality" shows.
You know why 1978 Revolution happened?
Because 3,000,000 people like you didn't appreciate what they had.
That's our culture, we don't do shit for anyone and we expect everyone to do more and more for us.


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It's just dumb and embarrassing!!

by Anonymousyouhoo (not verified) on

Mr Abarmared, why are you so negative?
every comment with your picture on it, has a nagging part to it.


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Not worth watching

by Anonymousyouhoo (not verified) on

step away from the camera!
you are just as boring


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My video

by Mohammad Panahi (not verified) on

lol that ws my video. I hope you guys enjoyed it. ye chanta dige ro youtube daram. berin keyf konin ;)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PDCBLCogtRw
and someone made a 2nd version of my mahvare video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lKe6z96QO_w


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BIMARIYE EGHTESAD VA JAME'EYE ESTEBDADI...

by Armin (not verified) on

Khob HALA KEH HAMEH CHERTEH PAS BEGU CHI KHUBEH? CHI BAYAD BASHEH?

To ham chert migi va harfe moft mizani.

HICH KARI NEMIKONI. HICH PISHNAHADI NADARI. HICH NAZARI BARAYE TAGHIR NADARI. MESLEH BACHEHAYE 4-5 SALEH SERFAN NEGH MIZANI.

IN HAM BADBAKHTIYE DIGEYE IRANIHA.

AGEH ORZEH DARI, TRIBUNI BAZ KON VA TASVIRI BESAZ KEH BEHTAR ASHEH. LAZEM HAM NIST NEGARAN IN BASHI KEH KI MIBINEH VA KI NEMIBINEH! MARDOM KHUB VA BAD RO KHODESHUN TASHKHIS MIDAN.

BIA KARE BEHTAR BEKON YA AGEH NEMITUNI PISHNAHADE BEHTAR BEDEH TA MAHSULE TELEVISIONIYE BEHTARI TOWLID BESHEHOUN VAGHT BAZARE MAHSULATE BONJOL KHOD BEH KHOD TATIL MISHEH.

CHON FEKRET ESTEBDADZADEH HAST, INTORI MOKHARREB HAMEH RO LEH MIKONI( NAH KEH HAMEH KHUB BASHAND) AGEH FEKRO ZEHNE AZADIKHAH VA DEMOCRATI DASHTI, FEKRE BAZARIT HAM MESLE KESHVARHAYE DMOCRATIC BUD YANI FREE MARKET ECONOMY KEH DAR OUN KESI DIGARI RO LEH NEMIKONEH BALKEH MAHSULE KHODESHO ARZEH MIKONEH.

IN KARI KEH TO MIKONI VA KHEYLI IRANIHA HAM BALAD HASTAND, BIMARIYE EJTEMAYIHE! MOTASEFANHE KHEYLI AZ AFRADI AM KEH BA ENFTEKHAR NAZAR DADAND BIMARIYE KHODESHUNO HAM TAYID KARDAND.

I did intentionally wanted to mention it in Persian


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Iranian TV Channel!

by G. Rahmanian (not verified) on

Very funny especially the part about Andeesheh TV, where he says: "Maal Torkaas bedardeh maa nemkhoreh!"

Except for a few expletives, I enjoyed the accent and his cool Isfahani expression!

Abarmard,
I haven't watched anything Persian, except on iranian.com, for more than two and a half decades and I don't miss it, at all.


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> so damn right...

by Another lost iranian in France (not verified) on

Vaghan rast gofti... faghad chert o pert in tv irani


Abarmard

Not worth watching

by Abarmard on

I absolutely hate the Iranian LA channels. It's annoying, something like:

-salam

-salam aziz khubin

-ghorbunetun, vaay cheghad khoshgel shodin

-aah, mamnun nazanin

-muhaatun behetun miyaad

...

It's just dumb and embarrassing. I haven't watch any Iranian program for over 6 years


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Very Funny! - I love the Asfahani accent

by Anonymous ... (not verified) on

Hal Kardam.
Lhajea Asfahani khaili bahal


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The only channel with

by AnonymousTVman (not verified) on

The only channel with substance is IRIB2....Got to be fair!


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Suggestion

by Anonymous porn (not verified) on

just a suggestion, get some Porn DVD , put the 42 inch TV to a good use. what is the deal with the Sheet over the couch? I can see it in the TV.


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Harfeh deleh mara zadi

by Iroooooni (not verified) on

Vagaann ke zadi to khalllll. In ha kejalat nemikeshan. Hadeh agal vagti keh Fouladvand royeh Tv bood ma Iranian yee Chizi yad meegreftim. On badbakht ro ke Koshtan. va azoon vagt man mahvaram ra khamoosh kardam.


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Hypocrite,,,,,

by LA (not verified) on

I personally don't have and i never intend to get an Iranian T.V channel. it's a waste of time..No doubt, but it's funny how this gentleman is criticizing and urging people not to watch Iranian T.V but he himself owns all 22 Iranian channels. What a hypocrite.
I guess this is part of our culture.


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This guy needs help.

by Concerned (not verified) on

In a way, this poor guy says more about himself than he does about the Persian channels. He sounds so hopeless and negative, which should place him under constant watch for suicide.


Nazy Kaviani

Funny!

by Nazy Kaviani on

Very funny and very true, at least regarding substance (or lack thereof)! It reminds me of Bruce Sprinsteen's "57 Channels and Nothing's On!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5scpDev1qps