Those who have been to the University of Sussex in England do not need me to tell them that the library desks of this university have almost all been riddled with all sorts of graffiti, some of which are gradually fading away, and some are coated with black leather covers.
As soon as you sit yourself at one of these desks, you are bombarded with all kinds of juvenile messages that sometimes amuse and sometimes shock.
The scrawls about sex outnumber the others. One may wonder why in a country where they give full play to the libido from adolescence, youngsters are still so obsessed with matters related to sex.
The graffiti engraved on our poor library desks usually fall into the following categories. The CAPITALISED ones show other students' reactions. On the whole, they make an interesting read. WARNING: Some of the profanity is quite strong. DO NOT read if…
– I hate me.
I HATE YOU TOO.
– Fuck all English people.
– British imperialists set up the first concentration camp in South Africa in 1900.
– I hate England; I 'm English.
FUCK OFF THEN.
– All art is quite useless, according to Oscar Wilde.
– Capitalism is the root of all evil.
WOMAN IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
MAN IS THE ROOT OD ALL EVIL.
I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
FUCK YOU THEN!
IDIOT! CAPITALISM HAS ITS ROOTS IN HUMAN NATURE.
HUMANS, THEREFORE, ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
– Privatisation means rob the poor and feed the rich.
– Leeds, Leeds, Leeds
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.
– Why do the Greeks smell?
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO BUSY FUCKING YOUR MOM THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE TIME TO TAKE A SHOWER.
– Happiness is like a bar of soap in a prison shower. As soon as you try to reach it, someone jerks you in the arse.
– Who's your daddy?
– Zendeh baad Iraan.
Correct: The Occupied Territories (Incorrect: Israel); Bloodshed (Incorrect: Ethnic Cleansing); Palestinian freedom fighters (Incorrect: Terrorists).
– Life ain't nothin' but a good brew.
– In the beginning, God made me!
– Yeah alright, marriage is an outdated institution anyway.
Sex, Women and Love
– Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
– Anyway, I need a woman.
– At the end of the day, men just want to give the birds a deep dicking and you birds luv it.
– Black boys have big dicks.
AND CRIMINAL RECORDS.
WHAT A WASTER!
– Can you make me cum?
SUGGESTION: DIP YOUR BALLS IN BOILING OIL.
– Free sex, call Maggy on . . . .
– I am licking my dirty fingers.
I AM RUBBING MY SHINY HELMET… HMMM. WANNA GET TOGETHER FOR VIOLENT RAPE… THEN AFTER I COULD SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH.
– If you want sex, write your number here:
– I have a big dick and I want you to suck it.
– I have a wet pussy and I need somebody to slide their big fat bone in it.
– I love Laura.
I DO NOT, BUT I FUCKED HER ANYWAY.
– I'm looking for a new girlfriend, if you are available, call me on…
– I want a big saggy pair of mature students' tits in my face.
– I want sex tonight and if I don't get it, somebody is gonna get hurt.
YOU NEED HELP.
– Ladies, which is best: 6 inchs for 40 mins or 9 inchs for 10 mins?
– No girl, no love, no problem.
– Provided we all use contraceptives, everyone would be happy and/off their heads, there'd be no war, no family, no government, and we'd all die at 21 having had a great time. Why not?
– Serge, Je taime!
– Sex, call Dennis on…
– She needs a deep fucking.
– Suck my pink cock, white sluts.
– Treat others as you would like to be treated and have lots of sex with someone you love — and that loves you (not your family or pet though).
– Tom stole my anal virginity.
– Tom sucks yardie cock.
– What is it like sleeping with another woman? How do you get her to orgasm?
TITS! DO YOU WANNA FIND OUT?
– Women are men's best friends after dogs.
– Women are sex machines. Men inject their fuel and then we move away.
Studying and Students
– Analyse this fuck off.
– Fuck finalz.
– I'm looking forward to getting out of this hell-hole even if it is only to the dole queues. Only five minutes to go.
– Studying economics is self-torture.
– Law students are fucking intelligent.
– Destroy the U.S.A.
– Down with U.S. imperialism.
– Viva Zapata
VIVA LAS VEGAS