The best daughter EVER
My daughter is a big-shot radio reporter in Washington. She called the other day and made an offer.
— “Baba! How are you?” — “I'm busy. What do you want?” — “Nothing. Just called to say hi. Cheh khabar?” — “Heechee. Kaar.” — “I have an idea for your donation drive.” — “Huh?” — “Make one of these ads and say, 'If you make a donation to iranian.com, you can take my daughter out.” — “You mean they would donate AND pay for your dinner?” — “Sure. A nice dinner. And a movie.” — “Ok. Sounds like fun. I'll do it.” — “I can't believe it! My own father selling me for a buck…” — “It was YOUR idea!” — “I was KIDDING!” — “Oh… sorry. I guess I'm getting too desperate. By the way, can you lend me $400?” — “… Put up the ad. But whoever donates better be cute.”
May is… Mamnoon Iranian.com Month
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