Shit that keeps me up

I often wonder what happens if a suicide bomber finds out that one of his 40 virgins is not a virgin.

What is the return policy in heaven?

Can the bomber get a refund? Is there an exchange program?

Do they have plastic surgeons on-call to patch up the damaged good?

What if the bomber is a homosexual? Can he request for male virgins instead? How would the gay suicide bomber tell if his 40 male virgins are really virgins?

Shit like this keeps me up all night!

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