I am leaving this site for the fourteen millionth time along with fourteen million other people.
I am leaving this site because it isn’t perfect and I am perfect.
I am leaving this site because someone hurt my feelings and I never hurt anyone’s feelings.
I am leaving this site because I want more content of a particular kind and there isn’t enough. I know it is defintely a conspiracy and couldn’t possibly be because there isn’t enough material on this topic submitted. That is why I am leaving this site.
I am leaving this site because someone said tits on it and I don’t know what that word means.
I am leaving this site because I say tits all the time on it, five times a day, and I got deleted once.
I am leaving this site because there is a cute goldfish on it and that means it should be good for my kids and all the comtent should be appropriate for the Saturday morning cartoons.
I am leaving this site because it is too censored. I am leaving this site because it isn’t censored enough.
I am leaving this site because there is too much pro-IRI material here. I am leaving this site because there isn’t enough pro-IRI material here. Either way it is a conspiracy so I am leaving this site.
I am leaving this site because I wrote a couple of questions to jj on an old thread and he didn’t answer them. I am leaving because he hates me.
I am leaving this site because of personal issues with someone on this site. I am leaving because THEY have personal issues with me. I never have personal issues with anyone.
I am leaving this site because it is too painful to me. It means so much to me that it wounds me and I bleed every time something goes wrong.
I am leaving this site so I can go out and get a tourniquet.
I am leaving this site because it isn’t all it could be and I am all I could be. Just look at me. I go to the gym every single day!
I am leaving this site because I am one of the only non-Iranians who writes regularly on this site. It isn’t because no one slings mud in my face about it. It is because they don’t sling ENOUGH mud and I want more attention.
I am leaving this site because I love this site but this site hates me.
I am leaving this site because I know there are better sites in English for expat Iranians with open discussions and I will find them. I’ve been searching on google for three whole days now and with just a little patience I am bound to strike gold.
I am leaving this site to prove a point and I know everyone will get my point.
I am definitely leaving this site.
I know you may think I sound ridiculous but I am never ridiculous. It is you and this site who are ridiculous. Once again, you are wrong and I am right. God you’re so tedious. That is why I am leaving this site.
Don’t say anything to me on this thread because I won’t answer you because I am leaving this site.
Good-bye forever. I am leaving this site.
PS I will miss you.
