A day after Sarah Palin made us believe we could grow up to be president if this comedy writing thing doesn’t pan out, we stumble across the greatest rumor since Hillary Clinton is a lesbian–
Sarah’s 4 month old son, Trig, is actually her grandson. Trig’s real
mom, suggests the internet underbelly, is Sarah’s teenage daughter,
Bristol.
“Comments from the left field“
points out that Sarah never looked pregnant, and Bristol was taken out
of school for 4 or 5 months because she got “mono,” an illness we
remember from a Brady Bunch episode. (Someone double check with Michelle Obama.)