After a 14 minute phone call between Senator John McCain and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president just announced immediate halt to all activities related to Uranium enrichment. This news was greeted by amazement and delight by all Western nations as well as Israel and China. An offical statement from Russia is expected soon.
Ahmadinejad apparently agreed to all conditions imposed by the U.S. and Israel provided he gets to spend a getway weekend with Sara Palin, the Republican VP candidatek, in Qom, at the “Sighe and Beyond” resort.
Apparently in the spirit of “putting country first”, Mrs. Palin accepted to take one for the good old U.S. of A so that the impending war with Iran could be avoided.
You GO girl. Sarah, I for one am voting for you and John.