They can do this, that and…
They can play any tune or band
Love and respect they do command
They always get what they demand
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They always flourish and expand
Their glory spreads far and is fanned
Their entry is always grand
For there lies the power in LEFT hand
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They know “no (wo)man is an island”
Be it in far away Jutland
They never elbow or kickstand
For everything is theirs in the land
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Their posts are heavily manned
From Nagaland to Newfoundland
They don’t say anything offhand
Everything is penned and planned
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They went to moon and even to Queensland
They remain in no one’s remand
They leave imprints in times of sand
Their popularity spreads in tens and thousand
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Everyone will readily understand
They savor delicacies and viand
They hold a magic wand
They are always termed “excellent”
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Quality is their yardwand
Lefties are everywhere – from Zealand to Zetland
