Is it just me or does it seem like Islamic Republic of Iran (also known as IRI) has embarked on an ambitious project to educate its dead people in universities? I’m not kidding ladies and gentlemen; let me explain why I think IRI has embarked in such a project, something that has never been attempted by the most sophisticated countries in the world.
I think the first step of the project got under way when Hojjat ol-Islam Ali-Reza Panahian declared that the dead were not dead. This is exactly what he said, “…martyrs are not dead and should not be seen as one of the dead.” I understand that “martyr” is a loaded word, but hear me out. This word should not make any difference in what I want to explain here because first of all dead is dead, whether it is martyr or not. Then it’s customary in Islamic Iran to use martyrs for any kind of bull shit they want to achieve, be it creating the , with help from some scientific instruments such as knives, batons, and knuckle dusters, that the dead were not dead, and most likely starting next term they’d be sitting right next to them in university classes and getting an education.
I think IRI is hoping one day they can use the dead Amir Kabir Polytechnic University graduates to achieve their nuclear goals, because that’s their inalienable right.
