“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
“Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man’s rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
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Have a good one Ladies, Moorche Farangi
