In light of the recent avalanche of substantiated revelations about the long practiced policy of raping the men, women and children detainees by the Islamist Rapist Republic, IRR, the previously suggested school supplies list is herby superseded.
Forget about any and all school supplies; look for the best chastity belt with combination lock that money can buy and invest the entire school supply fund in one. The student should not be provided the combination which can be extracted under torture. Fund availability permitting, as a precautionary measure the parents might consider buying a set for themselves as well for the IRR is a known equal opportunity rapist. Therefor, in IRR, chastity belt is a must have item of clothing, no one should leave home without it.
The superseded list:
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