We are in the money. We have all hit the jackpot; every Iranian has got it made. That is should our beloved president Ahmadinejad gets his latest project past its announcement.
The news came during his historic trip to Copenhagen to set the U.N. Climate Conference straight. While being the only one not invited to the dinner with the Queen, our beloved took the freed up time to look after our financial wellbeing. He is just that kind of a guy, for him it is all about making life better and easier.
The dearest summoned the Danish press and among many illuminating things talked about ordering his staff to prepare the necessary papers to ask for compensation for WWII.
That is right, WWII, not the Iraqi imposed war, World War Two. It is true with all the Iranians they killed, hundreds of billions of dollars worth of damage inflicted on Iran and Iranians, Iraq has not paid one red cent in compensation. It is also true that IRR, the Islamist Rapist Republic has been spending big money on many Iraqi reconstruction projects.
But that little incident aside, the dearest said since the three winning powers, America, England and Soviet Union owe their victory in large part to using Iranian territory during the war– And since their action imposed sever hardship on the country, they have to pay reparation.
After sixty years even with simple and not the usual compound interest the money will pay for all IRR’s wasteful spending. Filling the hole left after thirty years of Islamist Rapists’ thievery, inaptitude and other stuff like nuke, the money paid to Syria, Latin American countries, the terrorist organizations like Hezbollah, Hamas and Mahdi Army with plenty left over for a fat sum going to every Iranian.
So start writing your resignation letter, find out what the payoff amount on your home mortgage is and decide what color Lamborghini strikes your fancy, we are all in the money.
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