In four days time IRR, the Islamist Rapist Republic will celebrate its 31st birthday.
Here are my suggestions for what the celebrants should be most proud of:
1- Creating parallel Irans, one behind closed doors and the forced one in public
2- Instilling hypocrisy as a virtue
3- Encouraging deceit as a national art form
4- Adding copious amount of abhorrent Islamist savagery into the nation’s staple diet
5- Making Iran the Mecca of Anti-Semites, orphaned lefties, free loafers, parasites, terrorists and other likewise international luminaries
6- Having the knack to find the worst and promoting them to the highest positions
And for the icing on their birthday cake:
The Islamist Rapists and their supporters/accomplices should be really proud of holding, per capita-wise, the world record in brain drain, executions, especially of the children, road accident fatalities, drug addiction, jailing of reporters…
Last but not least, the cherry on top of their birthday cake of achievements should be their practice of raping Iranian men, women and children. Enjoy your slice of the Islamist birthday cake.
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