One week to the day, my beloved companion, my modern day pen and paper, my modern day books and libraries, my connection to the entire universe caught this nasty disease called Computer Virus.
Not that I had not been talking to HER[my computer] about all the facts that SHE should not talk[download] from the strangers. Not that I had not provided HER with the state of the art condom[Anti Virus]. Not that I had not, on a daily basis striped her down[Run the Anti Virus Scanner] at 2 AM sharp looking for marks and bruises[Virus]. Not that I had not talked to her about the virtues of having a proper cloth on[Daily Backup]. Not that I had not given HER the best of the best[8 Gigs of Memory] with all the accessories that she needed to look good, such as Scarves[Broad Band] high heel shoes[Mobile Connection], gorgeous handbags to show off with[18″ LCD Screen] etc etc etc……..
Despite all the care and attention I gave my baby[Computer] there she goes wondering in the discos and the bars[Insecure Connections] and there we have it A big fat ass virus.
Now my beautiful pampered baby[Computer] has a runny nose[Pop Ups], fever[Crashes], diarrhea[Redirects] and you name it she has got it.
SO, Come forth thee with thou feverish, vomiting runny nose BABY[computer] so we can figure out the best of the best medication[Anti Virus/Mal-ware].
