By popular demand (OK, just Anonymouse),
“Wot” by British Punker/Rapper/Rocker turned politician, Captain Sensible, aka Ray Burns. 1982.
This is the original video and lyrics.
When I woke up this morning I was feeling fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine!
So I called reception but to no avail
That’s why I’m telling you this sorry tale.
I went bang – I said shut up,
I went bang – I said rap up.
Well I’m aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk!
He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot d’ya want?
Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don’t work you get no pay.
I been to the east, I been to the west,
But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.
Well, hello Adam, where you been?
I said stand aside ’cause I’m feeling mean,
I’ve had a gutful of you and I’m feeling bad
‘Cause you’re an ugly old pirate and ain’t I glad.
He said captain, I said wot, …
