Our beloved Ahmadinejad the Great has just made a speech in Lebanon, asking for Israel to be eliminated and subsequently, its Jewish population “to be shipped to their countries of origin”. I completely agree with his logic and would like to propose the following adjustments too:
1. All the Arabs living anywhere in Europe, US of A, North Africa (from Tunisia to Egypt), Kenya, Tanzania and Nigeria (where they first started the slave trade), Lebanon, Syria, Iraq and Iran … all to be forced back to the Arabian Peninsula.
2. All the Turks from Turkey, Iran, Jordan, Syria, Egypt, Azerbaijan, etc … to be mass evacuated to their country of origin – Turkmenistan.
3. Every white European, oriental, Persian, Arab, African, etc … should be expelled from the North and South Americas and shipped back to wherever they came from.
4. Most of the current Black Africans living in the Central and South Africa should be forced back to their original Bantu lands in Cameroon.
5. All of East Asians of China, Korea, Indonesia, Vietnam, etc … must relocate to their original homelands in Mongolia.
6. The majority of Indians and Pakistani people should be divided based on the color of their skins, so that the lighter ones are expelled to Siberia and the darker ones are sent to Somalia.
7. The Homo Sapiens who have replaced the indigenous Neanderthal and Homo Erectus (stop smiling you pervert, it has nothing to do with erection) species in Europe, Asia and Africa … all to be sent back to their birth place in Ethiopia!
8. All the crazy fanatics like Ahmadinejad, Hezbollah, Hamas, KKK, Aryan Jihad, etc … to be shipped back to their original birthplace – The Hell.
