Yesterday JJ gave his sincere apology for the US army advertisements in the IC. I think there was no need for such apology as it seems that those advertisements have raised a good deal of interests between IC members as revealed by the latest release of the confidential cables by the wikileaks that contain parts of the US Army interviews. Let me know if you come across any other leaks.
Here are the leaks:
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– Let me get my head round this JJ. You have come for the interview but you say that you do not want the position.
– Yes, it was my assistant who sent the application.
– But here is the covering letter. It has your signature.
– Yes, I signed it, but I didn’t send it. My assistant sent it.
– Does it mean you are going to refund us the travel expenses paid for you to travel from Budapest to New Mexico?
– Could do, but I need to discuss it with a few friends in Thailand. I just need some travel assistance to get there.
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– So Mahmoudg, what did get you interested in this position?
– Bombing Iran.
– Anything else?
– Bombing it again?
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– Thanks for coming Samsam. Let me start by introducing myself. My name is Omar.
– You arabophile omati tokhm ghades. You shaikhaks want to attack the kiani land again. The sons of Ariobarzan will show you camel herders. You were just lucky in Nahavand because Constantin had tired us out.
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– Thanks for your heartfelt CV Azarin. I, … I, …, I am so emotional now.
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– Q, I ask for the sixteenth time. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
– YAWN. Palestinians are suffering in the hand of Zionists.
– That is not the answer to my question.
– BORING. More of the same. So according to you Lebanese should not defend themselves.
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– So Souri, has there been a situation where you have left something to others to sort out?
– Yes, plenty, but I just tried to guide them first.
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– That torch is dazzling my eyes VPK. Do you mind if you take it of your face. Ah, that’s better. Why do you dress like the angel of death?
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– I had a bit of problem reading your CV to the end Dr Saadat Noury. It’s about 80 pages which is a little over the top. I have read the six pages of poems by different poets about education under the EDUCATION heading. There are also 14 pages of poems about skills and another 24 pages about experience. Do you think you can summarise it a little bit?
– Yes, perhaps we can take out that Ghaside by Farokhi Sistani.
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– I have been very surprised to receive your application No Fear. I thought you supported the regime.
– Yes, but one can only progress by changing jobs.
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– This is the end of the interview Faryarm, and I am sorry you have not been successful in this instance. It seems that your main purpose of coming here was to change my religion.
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– Tell me Mr Kadivar, has there been an instance that you reached compromise with someone else?
– Yes, I once had a difference of opinion with someone who thought RP was king (shah) and I insisted that he was king of kings (Shahanshah) and we continued debating it for 16 hours.
– Did you reach an agreement?
– Yes, we agreed to disagree.
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– I have now described the position Yolanda. Do you think it’s for you?
– OMG, you described it so beautifully.
– What is omg?
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– That is the end of the interview Ms Rusta. Do you have any question for me?
– Yes, who killed Razmara?
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– I am sorry Virgin Goth, I don’t find any relevant skills in your CV.
– knw. # ^ my bf saz go 4 it . <
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– Now Sargord Pirouz, tell me about a situation where you helped a friend.
– A friend? ..a,.. a friend? ..friend? .. Yeh, once my mom was carrying the shopping….
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– I am sorry Fussygorilla, you can’t keep applying with different names. And you have a poor taste in choosing names if I may say so.
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– Yes, that’s ok Maziar, you can carry Oregano as a US soldier.
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– Ok Sahameddin, let me start with the page of the supporting information that you have provided. You have written “ Why don’t we all form one army and work together, our earth is big enough for all of us, let’s forget the differences and help each other to make a better world”. Well that’s the title.
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I apologise in advance if these leaks have annoyed anyone. I am just on a roll to make more friends recently.
