(sung to “In The Navy” by the Village People
In Iran’s Navy,
You can sail the 7 Seas!
In Iran’s Navy,
You make Israel ill at ease!
In Iran’s Navy,
You can go anywhere you wish!
In Iran’s Navy,
Islam won’t let you eat the fish!
He Wants You!
He Wants You!
Ahmadi Wants You for a new recruit!
He Wants You!
He Wants You!
He Wants You to lick his boot!