Everyone from Obama on down have given Norooz “messages” and prayers but nothing from our own i.com powers to be! Maybe they don’t have a speech writer and maybe they really want to say what’s in their heart but are tarofing! Here’s what I think they may want to say if they didn’t have to be politically correct!
Dear Iranians and iranian.com’s citizens,
Another year has passed and you have remained as pig headed as last year and the year before and as ever! Both in Iran and here in cyberspace! We’re tired of this shit and have given up on you guys behaving! So instead of any Norooz message here we have some Norooz Warnings for you!
– In the new year there will be a number of changes to the comments section!
– As god as our witness if you as much as use the words F or S your comment will be automatically deleted!
– If anyone talks anymore about any “clear guidelines” or “rules of the road” we will change your avatar to a picture of Ahmadinejad! If you’re an Ahmadi supporter your avatar will be changed to a picture of Rajavi!
– In the new year talking about Islam will be banned altogether!
– You’ll need prior authorization to use the word Persian in your blogs or comments!
You may not like the tone in our Norooz Message but we’re doing this for your own good! If you know of any better Norooz Message use it!