Found this fortune telling software on the net and asked a few questions that may be of interest. Only yes/no questions are allowed. The software is supposed to respond exactly the same way to the same question every time, but it really doesn’t. However, the answers below are certified to be authentic.
Iran questions:
Will the IRI fall by next year?
No, that will not happen until long after all of us are long gone.
Will Ahmadinejad survive his quarrel with Khamenei?
Sure, why not?
will Emam Zaman appear before Khamenei dies?
Yes, unless the person involved is a Sagittarius.
(Note: Emam Zaman’s zodiacal sign is Leo. Khamenei’s:Cancer )
Will the US invade Iran?
Concentrate hard, then ask again.
(note: I concentrated hard)
Will the United States invade Iran?
The answer is YES!
Will Iran have a democracy right after the US invades that country?
Yes, if you keep secrets well.
(Note: Apparently the IRI will stay even after the US invasion.)
Will Reza Pahlavi become king?
No! Proceed with caution.
Will Reza Pahlavi become President?
Yes, if the person involved recently had a fight with their mom.
(Note to RP: now you know what to do!)
So bottom line: if RP has a fight with his mom the US will invade Iran and make RP the king of IRI! Stranger things have happened, like the time
Some Iranian.com business:
Is JJ an NIAC stooge?
Absolutely not.
Is NIAC an IRI lobby?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Are you in love with Maryam Rajavi?
I can’t tell you firmly enough–YES!!
Will IC comment abuse policy change for the better?
When the dinosaurs come back to roam the earth.
Will dinosaurs ever come back to roam the earth?
Absolutely.
Bottom line: All is fair in love and IC slander.
Some modern day ayatollah questions:
Is it permitted to have sex with genetically modified animals?
Only when you learn to like Brussels sprouts.
Is it OK to talk on the cellphone while committing adultery?
No way.
Should gay men who are strangers wear hejabs in front of each other?
I want to say yes, but I really shouldn’t.
Can I keep a dog if a sighe is performed?
Oh my gosh. Did you watch ‘The Suite Life of Zach and Cody’ this week? If so, yes!
(Note: sadly, I didn’t)
Final note:
The auto fortune teller has been used by professional analysts as a handy tool for writing informed articles on a variety of subjects. This trial version is not, however, intended as a replacement for the full expert package.
