Disclaimer: This is a humerous blog. It is not intended to be a personal blog on anyone. If you are in anyway offended by the content of this blog please inform me and I will remove all reference to you.
I realise that I have been contributing towards Iranian.com for well over a year. Boredom, sad, frustration – there are many reasons which drives me to this wonderful site which has dominated almost every day of my life since I discovered it. One of the pleasures of Iranian.com is the virtual people I have come to know who are anonymous like myself but each having their own personalities. Like a novel you imagine the personal attributes of other users from what they do for a living, to how they look like and even what music they listen to. What are the stereotypes which comes into your mind? Let us imagine if we were casting actors for a film for Iranian.com how do you imagine you would look like? I really hope we can laugh at each other and not take things seriously.
VPK – White collar, professional type. Family man and compassionate. Probably a senior manager. Has receding hair and a bit large around the waste. Ends up arguing the toss about the smallest detail in the house until he gets his way! Music taste : Busy man. Hasn’t got time for it.
Anahid Hojjati: Sophisticated and educated Iranian woman probably- the type my mother hangs round with. Dresses up in Dior and has Louis Vitton handbags. Peroxide highlights. Has expert manicured fingernails. Loves interior design and lavish Iranian dinner parties. Smokes Marlboro lights through a cigarette holder. Music Taste: Enya and Celine Dion
Soosan Khanom: Young free-living Iranian type. Caring and humanitarian. Probably joined Amnesty. Loves animals and keeps dogs. Loves contemporary art. Rides a byclicle. Probably has a nose ring. Music Taste: Rage Against the Machine, Marilyn Manson.
Bavafa (Mehrdad): Serious, bescpectacled type. Plain dressing and plain tastes. Chiseled chin and probably phsically strong. Loves Chelo-Kebab Music Taste: Shajarian and Iranian Classical Music.
Souri: Fun loving, out-going type. Loves to speak-out at work and organises social events. Probably a pain in the backside to her managers. Loves to get plastered as her rosy red cheeks show us. Music Taste: Loves dance and hip hop!
Roozbeh Gilani– Mobile, professional type. Dresses in smart casual. Always carries a netbook.Quick talking smart ass. Has a Che Guevara ‘Hasta La Victoria’ poster hanging on his wall. Music Taste: Fat Boy Slim, The Who
Rea: Probably looks like Barbaba Hershey with frizz hair. Not sure about her music taste. probably has an eclectic CD selection.
Tiger Lilly: Probably looks likes and dresses as Sosan Khanom above.
Amir Parviz for a Constitutional Monarchy: Sartorially dressed. Probably in real estate and changes cars once a year. House decorated with photos of the Shah and Shahbanou Farah. Loves beer and pistachios. Music Taste: Baba Karam.
As for me? 🙂
