As a new convert to Catholicism who is still carrying the sedimentary burdens of traditional upbringing, I was driving to see the priest of the local church for making a donation and make sure that father will include some sort of remembrance of Steve Jobs who died almost 40 days ago in his tomorrow’s Sunday sermon, when I was rear-ended by a prick who was fondling his iphone or whatever behind the wheel………After settling the dispute in a painfully peaceful manner according to the Gospels (I almost offered him the front end too), I got back into my car and made a U-turn heading toward the mosque in the neighborhood………..grumbling all the way………”I am not gonna bother the sweet Son of God for this son of a bitch………Hazratè Abbas kamaresho bezanè elaahi……goor be goor beshè ishaallaa……….”
