Truth #1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
Truth #2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
Truth #3. And discover #1 is a lie.
Truth #4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
Truth #5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
Truth #6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ..
I sincerely apologize about this but I’m an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options…delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone’s face today
