It was recently announced that the Century’s Award for Chemistry must be given to Dr. Mahmood Ahmadinejad for his kinetic studies and accomplishments in how to convert Persian currency to crap in the shortest time possible.
The photo shows Mr. Ahmadinejad in his lab at work. However, rumor has it that the entire regime is now upset as everyone claims they have had a hand in this accomplishment for the last 32 years, and the reward must be given as a collective recognition for the clusterfuck created by them.