Stop saying LOL. Aside from being annoying, it makes you look stupid and uneducated. What are you, a texting ten year old? I mean, for Darwin’s sake, once or twice is one thing, but to put an LOL in every single comment and every single blog…come one. Now, for some of you, removing the “LOLs” from your comment will not really reduce the level of you retardedness. You will still be the same morons—you will actually be LOL-less morons, which is, in and of itself, funny—to the point of laughing out loud funny. But for the few of you who are actually intelligent homo sapiens, eliminating the LOL from your writings will certainly help. It’s akin to not saying “you know” when you’re having a conversation with someone.
I actually think that the number of LOLs in your writings is inversely proportional to your IQ level. So, those of you who use LOL in every comment must have an IQ somewhere south of -45. But we already knew that just by looking at the content of your comments and blogs.
On a totally unrelated note, I want to share with you a poem from my upcoming book of poems. That’s right. I’m working on one. And you all thought I was anti-poetry. I just don’t publish my poetry here because this is mainly a political site. I wrote this one on my recent trip to Iran:
I have a ball that is round and round…
It’s red, white and blue…
When I bounce it, it goes high up in the sky…
You can’t imagine how high it goes…
I didn’t have this ball…
But I did really well on my homework…
My mommy loved me very much…
And she rewarded me with this ball…
C3PO aka cheshmeh
