To: Tim Cook, CEO
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95014
I would like to take a moment to thank the Apple Corporation and the Apple store employees for refusing to sell Apple products to Iranians in the US. Now I can tell my slacker, freeloader, good-for-nothing family in Iran –who constantly ask for iPhones and iPads– that Apple Corporation no longer sells its products to Iranians in America. I have been looking for an excuse to get their bloodsucking asses off my back for years. And, finally the day has come.
I can tell you that your action is saving me thousands of dollars, not to mention the aggravation of fighting an army of nerds in your stores and the ordeal of flagging down one of your arrogant, fruity sales associates.
There is justice in this world after all.
Thank you … thank you … and thank you again.