Here’s a link to at least one of the directv ads:
and here are some parodies of this ad. I would love to make some short length videos of them, if there is anyone out there that wants to join me in the project.
Anyway, here are the parody scripts:
1. When you are an unemployed Iranian, you get desperate. When you get desperate, you apply to work for the IRGC. When you join the IRGC and they like you, you get assigned to QUDS cyber warfare unit. When you spend your days on the web, you find ‘interesting’ websites and become enlightened. When you sneak onto banned websites, your supervisors find out. When you are caught, you will be interrogated and tortured. Don’t get tortured. Upgrade now by emigrating and finding a job in the West! Call 888 4FU IRGC and upgrade now.
2.When you are an unemployed Iranian, you get desperate. When you get desperate, you apply to work for the IRGC. When you join the IRGC and they like you, you get assigned to drive a truck. When you drive a truck for the IRGC, you find yourself carrying ‘interesting’ cargo from the IRGC border guard station with Afghanistan to various cities arround Iran. Then one day you drive these substances to the IRGC border guard station at the Turkish border. When you get to the Turkish border, you might cross the border to enjoy some rest and recreation after a long drive. While you are in the whore house in Turkey, you get ambushed by Interpol for drug running. Don’t get ambushed. Upgrade now by emigrating and finding a job in the West! Call 888 4FU IRGC and upgrade now.
3.When you are an unemployed Iranian, you get desperate. When you get desperate, you apply to work for the IRGC. When you join the IRGC and they like you, you get assigned to international duty carrying heavy bags arround the globe. When you land in Kenya, you get questioned by the Kenyan police. When they get suspicious, they cut open the bags you are carrying. When they look inside, they see explosives. When they pull the explosives out, one is booby trapped and explodes. Don’t die in an explosion in Kenya. Upgrade now by emigrating and finding a job in the West! Call 8884FUIRGC, ad upgrade now.
4.When you are an unemployed Iranian, you get desperate. When you get desperate, you apply to work for the IRGC. When you join the IRGC and they like you, you get assigned to prison guard duty. When you work in the prison, you will be asked to hold a spatula one day during a prisoner execution by a medical team. When you hand over a spatula, you will be asked to place organs inside shipping containers. When you handle shipping containers, you will be asked to accompany the containers to their destination. When you follow the containers, you find yourself on a flight to Memphis (Tennessee). When you land in Memphis, you find yourself in an operating room at the Methodist LeBonheur Hospital delivering a dead prisoner’s liver to the beside of computer company executive who thanks you and gifts you an iPhone. When you go back to the airport, you get arrested by customs officials for illegal transportation of an iPhone intended for Iran. Don’t get caught with an iPhone intended for Iran. Upgrade now by emigrating and finding a job in the West! Call 888 4FU IRGC and upgrade now.
