Hey, you pathological genocidal maniacs, if you like the idea of bombing Iran, and it seems that by that you mean for utilitarian reasons, I have an idea.
I’m gonna get one of my clever friends to design little thrones on top of all rockets and snipers so that you can sit on top of them to get a first-class view and webcams so we can cheer you on.
Don’t worry about dying or anything like that. I promise we will keep your martyred lives alive on IC forever. We’ll petition an entire cemetery designated especially for odes and epitaphs for you. We’ll have buttons to press to play your favourite exit tunes.
And yes of course, we’ll open a Facebook page and tweet about your heroism everyday.
Oh and thanks in advance. Your tiny “brain cells” will not die in vain. You’ll help the whole of humanity’s gene pool too.
