I often wonder what happens if a suicide bomber finds out that one of his 40 virgins is not a virgin.
What is the return policy in heaven?
Can the bomber get a refund? Is there an exchange program?
Do they have plastic surgeons on-call to patch up the damaged good?
What if the bomber is a homosexual? Can he request for male virgins instead? How would the gay suicide bomber tell if his 40 male virgins are really virgins?
Shit like this keeps me up all night!
