Why Allah never received a PhD

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Arabic.

3. He previously had published the same paper in another language (Hebrew) in another journal.

4. It has no references.

5. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.

6. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

7. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

8. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

9. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

10. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

11. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

12. He expelled his first two students for learning.

13. His office hours were infrequent and usually held in a cave.

14. No record of working well with colleagues.

15. …Do any of you have anyhting to add to this list?…

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