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May 15, 2003

Human geography

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60 she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70 she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq... ruled by a dick.

Sent by Mehran A

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