| November 24, 2003
Bush in London
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England 10. "Clocks are five hours fast"
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9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language"
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8. "Harry Potter won't return phone calls"
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7. "So touchy about minor things...like going to war under
false pretenses"
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6. "They don't know where Saddam is either"
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5. "Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as 'King of Queens'"
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4. "Disappointed to learn 'Big Ben' is just a giant clock"
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3. "Pack a gum costs 2 pounds -- who carries two pounds of
money?!"
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2. "I've been here for 36 hours and Prince Charles hasn't
made a single move on me"
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1. "Driving on the left reminds me of my drinking days"
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