| February 6, 2004
Lovely letter... for a price
Auctioned at ebay: PERSONAL
LETTER FROM MY GIRLFRIEND CRYSTAL!!! Hello! You're about to bid on a PERSONAL letter from
my girlfriend, the lovely and talented Crystal (pictured below),
to YOU!!! That's right, after you win this auction and pay me via
PAYPAL, my girlfriend will sit down and write you a letter, in
her OWN HANDWRITING! She'll even SIGN the bottom of it! That's
right, her AUTOGRAPH, plus a PERSONAL LETTER to you! And, for the
finishing touch, she'll write it on ANY SUBJECT YOU CHOOSE, within
reason of course. (In other words, don't expect her to discuss
her bodily functions or other stuff you're better off looking for
in Penthouse Forum). So, for as little as ONE AMERICAN DOLLAR (plus
shipping), you can get a HANDWRITTEN, PERSONAL LETTER from a wonderful
woman that YOU DON'T KNOW!!! This letter will be at least 100 words
long, and is a ONE TIME correspondence. When you win, send an email
to this account stating what you'd like Crystal to write you about,
and your letter will be sent within 72 hours of payment. Shipping
is $4.00 for PRIORITY MAIL within the U.S. ONLY. Bidders from outside
the U.S. contact me for shipping prices. She may be mine, but that
doesn't mean you can't buy a letter from her! I promise I won't
be jealous! Good luck, and remember to BID EARLY and BID OFTEN!!!
Forwarded
by Ramin
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