May 20, 2004
Get rid of neighborhood terrorists
MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN
MALE TO
SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE
MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
WOMEN
ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO
HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED
FOR
THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS
IN FRONT
OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO
DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN
OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL
AMERICAN WOMEN.
AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL,
A
COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR
ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT
OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS
ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
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