| April 13, 2005
Wives vs. dogs
26 reasons why men have two dogs and not two wives:
1. The later you
are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive
you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog
is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't
notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5.
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A
dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to
raise your voice to get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in
your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're
ready to go 24 hours a day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 14.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom
steal your dog. 16. A dog will not
wake you up at night to ask, "If I died,
would you get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in
the paper and give them away. (thanks craigslist...)
18. A dog will let you put a studded
collar on it without calling you a
pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells
another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's
interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running
the heater.
22.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When
your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs
like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are
not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Sent by Ravon
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