June 14, 2005

Types of women

HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman
Everyone knows she can't do one thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman
She's good for nothing but at least she's fun!

INTERNET Woman
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman
She's always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman
Also known as wife; when you're not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Sent by Ali T

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