Khomeini's
Fatwas From Beyond the Grave
Norouz
Sombol Fatwa
Fatwa #:
987,558,471,894,658,729,666,999,123,456,789,374,211,534
The Sombol is a 'Najes' flower that radiates 'Haram' beauty.
The 'Haram'
beauty can incite evil in the hearts and minds of men.
Therefore the
Sombol must be covered with 'Hejab' at all times.
If the evil
persists, then immediately seek relief
from the goldfish ...
... as you
would from a sheep.
[Note: See Fatwa #1 for sheep Intructions]
End Notes from
Old Style Toodehi Goldfish: "This Fatwa is obviously a Monarchist, US/Zionist
conspiracy."
Just Anonymous
More here
Are you a cartoonist? We want to publish your work.
Contact us at Times@iranian.com
|