THE IRANIAN
Today's Horrorscope
Dec 5, 1997 - Azar 14, 1376
Isareli lobby
You will venture out on Friday night to check out the new Steven Spielberg film. As you approach the ticket counter at the movie theater, you are stopped by two men wearing dark suits and dark sunglasses. They identify themselves only as "David and Shlomo of the Israeli lobby."
They calmly explain that under U.S. sanctions law, all business transactions, including selling a movie ticket to anyone that looks, acts, walks, talks, or smells Iranian, as well as anyone even remotely associated or attached, literally or metaphorically, with the country of Iran, is strictly prohibited.
(From: Sina Dadfarmay zerangi@hotmail.com)
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