THE IRANIAN
Today's Horrorscope
Nov 17, 1997 - Aban 26, 1376
Bijan
You will be contacted by Bijan to become the new spokesmodel for his fragrances. Since he can pay Michael Jordan a quarter of a million dollars AN HOUR to hang out, they figure you're vain enough to work for minimum wage and balance the budget.
(From: Makan Borhanjoo borhanm@SSA.CO.Santa-Clara.CA.US)
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